birthday on the hook

yo bro.  happy birthday from all of us in huntingtown!  We want you to know you need to get back here and layer up.  here is a little adaptation birthday wish, origins attributed to St. Patrick, but modified to fit your context:

May the water stay out of your cabin and the tides take you where you need to be or places that Spook can get on land,

May the wind be always at the perfect point of sail,  to avoid tacking or heeling over so far that you fall off the boat.

May the sun shine warm upon your face and the rest of you so you can finally not be cold.

May the rains fall soft upon your foul-weather gear.

And, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.